Christmas foreplay in Norway

1. We eat Christmas cookies for breakfast

2. It will give you 1000 calories and an energy boost












3. And it might take you places high up in the sky


Fly Norwegian girl, fly!

4. Norwegians think gallery lofts with Christmas plastic bags 
will fill you with joy! 


-------> Hønselouisas hus, Oslo

5. It's just not the time to dine outdoors anymore













6. Sun sets at 16.00 and everybody must run home. Be aware of trolls after dark. They WILL infect you with worts










7. Drink lots of hot chocolate to survive and keep up the good mood throughout the long and cold winter. If not, you might die 

  

8. Very important ingredient in hot chocolate. 
From Santa's raindeers

9. The very best Christmas potion. 
Gives Norwegians diabetes










I LOVE THE SWEET. I LOVE THE PIG MEAT! 
I LOVE CHRISTMAS TIME. SO COME, LETS WINE 
AND DINE!