Christmas foreplay in Norway

1. We eat Christmas cookies for breakfast

2. It will give you 1000 calories and an energy boost












3. And it might take you places high up in the sky


Fly Norwegian girl, fly!

4. Norwegians think gallery lofts with Christmas plastic bags 
will fill you with joy! 


-------> Hønselouisas hus, Oslo

5. It's just not the time to dine outdoors anymore













6. Sun sets at 16.00 and everybody must run home. Be aware of trolls after dark. They WILL infect you with worts










7. Drink lots of hot chocolate to survive and keep up the good mood throughout the long and cold winter. If not, you might die 

  

8. Very important ingredient in hot chocolate. 
From Santa's raindeers

9. The very best Christmas potion. 
Gives Norwegians diabetes










I LOVE THE SWEET. I LOVE THE PIG MEAT! 
I LOVE CHRISTMAS TIME. SO COME, LETS WINE 
AND DINE! 

JÆVLIGE ERIKA

The Conqueror Worm

by Edgar Allan Poe

WHO NEEDS HEIDI WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BUCKET OF DOGS?

Heidi Stormoen,- your local heroin(e)

How do YOU friday?

I 
friday 
with
MOLD--->blue cheese
WINE---> Shiraz, south africa
ALONE---> lonely




@--)-----)-----------

WHO NEEDS DOGS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BUCKET OF HEIDI?

BOOOO!!!!!!




Heidi Stormoen Security Service

Fashionista

Dude! Blue your shoe!

TWISTER

1.How to have fun 

with the backside of your iPhone:

Do the twister!

Buy it here<---------

Hide for hope

Heidi Stormoen--> skills <-----

Got boobs? Cash? if not, this might be your cupid.

Beer in Budejovice Czech Republic

Hello.

§:-O

Be aware of hot beer.

Large hot beer pool

Cold beer under surface

People working there.

Inspiration.

Charming art.

tik tik tik tik tik.

Tshh tsshh tshhh!

Nkk kkk nkk nkk

BEER MAKES ME HUNGRY